Serious discussions. by robot_is_me 7-06-03

dun dun dun! O_O So before we arrive, brief me on all the information we've gathered you stupid cun... er, Captain Piss Flaps Um...sir we never...investigated or gathered any info whatsoever. Yes please, enligthen me :/ EXPLAIN. NOW! Well... Deep inside the ship's rectum :O Your exact words were "Focus solely on constructing the Invisible Robot Ninjas and then just simply unleash them and wreck havoc on the planet." ...FUCK YOU!

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Life sucks and I love that little trick she does with the top of her tongue!

NINJAS! PIRATES! YES! YES! YES!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You use too much narration (this comic doesn't need any). Anyway, the comic itself is mildy amusing. Keep 'em coming.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

The strips would be fairly funny if you got rid of the extraneous narration and idiotic emoticons. Spell checking couldn't hurt readability, either.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks for the criticism! I got rid of most unecessary narration on the latter comics so tell me what you think.

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Life sucks and I love that little trick she does with the top of her tongue!

Tell me what you think of these...

Mommy's little monster by robot_is_me 7-06-03

1 hour left... What the hell are we gonna do with THAT!?! Bzzt... er I'm not sure, it seems pretty harmless to me Bzzt Bzzt it's not much of a singer however Bzzt I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN! Hmm...do you think we could sell it on ebay? Bzzt fo shizzle Bzzt

Ctrl + Alt + BOOM! by robot_is_me 7-07-03

Our beloved crew finally reaches their destination Arr we have arrived mateys! Now all we need is a landing spot... The captain explores the surroundings looking for a landing spot... Hmm... All better!

The Plot Thickens.... sickens, even by robot_is_me 7-10-03

Meanwhile, in another place far far away, we see a strange duo plotting against our beloved pirate crew Excellent... it is all going as planned! Bwahaha yes. Those pirate fools have no idea what they're getting themselves into... Bwahaha yes. WHO COULD THEY BE!?!?? ...are you some kind of massive idiot who will suck up to my fishy ways and agree with everything I say? Bwahaha yes.

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Life sucks and I love that little trick she does with the top of her tongue!

The Chumbawumba tentacle was a right laugh!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yes, that was easily the best so far. Excellent.

"The Plot Thickens..." wasn't bad, either, but "ctrl+alt+BOOM" was a right stinker.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002