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JudgeMeHarshX
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| The power of Christ compells you! | |
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| Go to the 7-11 and get me a Big Gulp! | |
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| You know, I've been thinking... | |
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| Oh, great! Every day, something about the conservatives! If I weren't tacked to this kebab, I'd walk away! | |
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| Why don't you just stop whining? Come on, then! Tell me, what were you thinking? I'm dying to know! | |
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| Well, nevermind. I guess I won't go get you that Slurpee, then. | |
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| I am mistaken. Love the sinner, they say. | |
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In Jesus's Motel-6 Room...
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| If you donate $100 to the Jesus Christ Almighty Church of Redemption, you will be guaranteed a place in eternal heaven after the apocalypse erases the sinners from the earth. | |
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| Jesus and his divine good in heaven call to you! Donate now, and the end of the world will hold only promise for you and your loved ones! | |
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| The world is supposed to end? | |
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| Thanks for the fresh nails. These were starting to corrode. | |
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| Hey, can I ask you a question? | |
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| I've got no way out of it. | |
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| How come you don't just jump off when I take the nails out? | |
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| You ever walked on this sand without shoes? It's torture! | |
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| So I sent away my novel proposal to a few publishers today... | |
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| Writing the proposal was harder than the book. I'm not even sure if they'll accept it. | |
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| I didn't even write mine, and it's the best selling book in the world. First try, too. | |
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