The Intervention by JudgeMeHarshX 7-05-03

We need to have a talk. I'm worried about you. You hardly ever eat, and you've been getting really thin. It's okay, though. I'm here for you. Just...admit it so I can get you help. You're anorexic, aren't you? Don't talk to me.

Giant Winged Satan and Pogo Jesus by JudgeMeHarshX 7-06-03

Uh...hey, Jesus. Well hey there giant winged Satan! I was thinking about ending this silly Good vs. Evil war. I was wondering when you'd come around. Just get me down from here and we'll sign a truce. Actually, I'm just screwing with you.

meh.

The second one might have deserved that "The Intervenion," but the first was funny, in a "variant on a very old joke" sort of way. I liked it.

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