King George Jr. [Part I] by JudgeMeHarshX 7-05-03

Outside the White House... Hey there, kiddo. Hey! It's President George W. Bush! Be proud of America, it's the Fourth of July! You mean be proud of an imperialistic way of life, bent on invading other nations based on faulty intelligence while selling their oil to independent contractors? Happy Fourth of July. It's not nice to disagree with the government. Independent thought is dangerous like that.

King George Jr. [Part II] by JudgeMeHarshX 7-05-03

Hello again, pure American youth! I want a question answered right now, President Bush. Shoot. How come you were hesitant to take military action in Liberia, where our help was actually needed? Let's just call it "Oiliberation" Figures.

King George Jr. [Part III] by JudgeMeHarshX 7-05-03

You would think after a term in office, people would catch on. A leader who led his people to war twice and has watched the economy collapse. Who has led invasions for the sake of oil... ...and ignored the citizens on the poverty line. But people never caught on, President Bush. Are we talking about Saddam Hussein?

King George Jr [Part IV] by JudgeMeHarshX 7-08-03

In Washington D.C., Your policies are horrible, foreign sentiment to the U.S. is at all times lows, the economy is a wasteland, and you've got Colin Powell taking the bullets for you! All right, I get it. You don't like me. You have any suggestions as to how I can change the "wastleand" of an economy? Touché, President Bush. Touché.

7 out of 10

it was okay...fairly humorous...

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No.

Political cartoons are dangerous. You would've been funny, except:

[*]the sagging economy is no more the President's fault than my aunt's goiter is
[*]the US (and W's oil buddies) only stands to lose by releasing Iraq's oil onto the open market
[*]George has been taking appropriate actions for citizens on the poverty line

In other words, you ruined your chance at funny by inserting dogma. If you were going for dogma, then you succeeded. If you were going for funny, well... too bad.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Okay okay, you probably won't believe much of this, but the King George Jr. series is going for two things:

1. Political comedy for people that don't really know much about the government, and who will just laugh because they post GEORGE BUSH SUXORZ in forums.

2. A parody of people like the above and a general parody of political satire.

It works both ways. It just takes a weird sense of humor to laugh at the second one.