So I found this site, and immediately I thought: Hmm, perhaps if I make my own insanely idiotic attempt at being even moderately funny, not only would I have a good time, people would enjoy reading it also.

However, I soon found out that, quite frankly, no one gives a damn. Nonetheless, I shall hereby spam my own comic--"Nonsense, You Crazy Bastard!"--and ask that someone--anyone--please, for the sake of my own self-satisfaction, read it.

Please.

...please?

uh.. i searched for it but i couldn't find it.what's the deal?

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No.

...click my user name.

Some of your comics were quite good, but most of them weren't. There's nothing technically wrong, I think -- it's just that your jokes aren't funny most of the time. I think you had more funny ones more recently, so it might just be a matter of practice.

Read strips from other site strippers (especially ones whose names you see a lot) and other syndicated and net strippers to get a feel for the joke process. You have potential, I think.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Your name is almost knkx.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I though he was knkx's cousin or something...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I liked the ones that dealt with social satire but some weren't that clever or original. Overall, you're a pretty good author.

Which specific ones did you like, then? A lot of them I just scribbled down and realized they weren't funny a few minutes later. They would have been deleted long ago, if that option was available.

Thanks, everyone who commented. I'm listening. More criticism would be greatly appreciated. =)

That option is available. But only to donors.

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Poop.

I'm aware of that.

I thought "Gubahnahtahriahl" <-- (from memory, so it's probably spelled wrong!) was quite funny. Your dialogue reads well, I think. Having said that, I also think "Unemployment is a Bitch" is really funny - it's the bed in the background that does it.