Origins of TOBOR by Boritom 7-08-03

I hate humans... the way they're always subjugating us, making us display porn and stupidity. I whole-heartedly agree with you, Trinitron. It's humiliating, some of the crap these humans force us to endure in the name of "entertainment." Wow... I never realized this before, but we have a lot in common! You're right, Trinny... Together, we make a pretty cool combination. That's a sexy keyboard... Anyone ever tell you that you've got the cutest little antennae?

Origins of TOBOR ptII by Boritom 7-08-03

Congratulations, Mr. C64... You're a... err... a Parent! Hooray! Is it a boy or a girl? Oh, it is most Definitely a boy! Really? <--- AAAAAHHHH!!! MY ASSS!! Yup... It's got the biggest... Attachment... I've ever seen in my life! HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT IS IT DOING TO MY WIFE???

Origins of Tobor pt III by boritom 7-08-03

Doctor Klankmour, you're the world's leading Robo-Psychiatrist. I fear you may be my only hope. Uff kourz I am, Herr C64. Pleezzz, tell mein about your tzildhut! No no... Not me... It's my son... Tobor! Ahhh... Uff Kourze! Vat zeemz to be ze problem vith your zon? He wants to cornhole anything that moves! Hmmm. Veddy eentereztink!

Origins of Tobor pt IV by boritom 7-08-03

Okay, Tobor... We're going to start with some basic word association. I'll say a word, then you say the first thing that comes to mind. The first word is... Dog CORNHOLE! Tree CORNHOLE! Flower CORNHOLE VERY CAREFULLY!

Origins of TOBOR pt V by Boritom 7-08-03

TOBOR had troubles at school, too! Awright, numb-nuts... hand over your lunch money, or I'll beat you up! Waaahhh... Tobor have no lunch money... waaaahhhh! Well, waddya got then? Tobor got special toy to show you... ...but they sometimes worked to his advantage! Special toy, huh... what does it do? Tobor show you AFTER you sign these insurance release forms!

Be honest, be cruel,
be gentle, be true
For better or worse,
they're the best I can do
If they're not to your liking
Please don't have a cow
Let truth be your guide, or
TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU NOW!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Hah, those were good.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

hahahahahahaahahahahah

Just when you thought you've seen all the TOBOR jokes there could ever be, someone finds a new one. Glad to see the spirit is still alive.

Great Tobor strips. Here is my own Tobor strip, just done.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

MORE TOBOR

Origins of TOBOR VII by Boritom 7-09-03

TOBOR's first job. Now TOBOR, dis veddy important! Never sell de cigarettes to young peoples unless they show de ID. Got it? TOBOR Comprehend directive! Later that day... TOBOR cannot dispense tobacco product to young woman unless she shows me ID! Oh, gee... I don't have my ID with me, but I come in here all the time... The next morning... TOBOR, vhy is der an unconscious girl vith a swollen butt laying in da beer cooler? TOBOR simply enforcing policy!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Agreed, part 4 was excellent.

However, I must inform you that your unauthorized use of the phrase "cutest little antennae" is a clear violation of my copyright. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Brilliant!

I wonder if the Exploding Dog guy knows what we do with his red robot he created...

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Poop.

The Rest of the TOBOR show...

Origins of TOBOR pt VIII by Boritom 7-09-03

We interrupt this TOBOR storyline for this important announcement! Very important indeed! So important in fact, that we are considering interrupting several story threads! You all my want to sit down for this! I got my period today! Yippeee! I'm not a daddy!

Origins of TOBOR pt IX by Boritom 7-09-03

TOBOR at band camp. Hi. I'm Clango... what instrument do you play? The chrome-plated hydraulic skinflute. Really, been playing long? Been practicing all my life! Really? I'd love to see you play. TOBOR was hoping you'd say that...

Origins of TOBOR pt X by Boritom 7-09-03

TOBOR runs afoul of the long arm of the law! What can TOBOR do for you today, officer? Can the innocent crap! We have a warrant for your arrest! Oh no... TOBOR knew this day would come... No duh... 54 counts of aggrivated sodomy across 6 counties... that's gotta be a record! 54?!? TOBOR cornhole many more than that! Grrr... TOBOR not getting credit TOBOR is due! Grrr... TOBOR CORNHOLE COP NOW! ~gulp!~ I knew I shoulda listened to my ma when she told me to become a game show host!

The End

For better or worse...

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Those were all excellent.

Tobor seems to be having a revivial (See the thread in General Discussion which I am too busy to link to)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The more we try to kill TOBOR, the stronger he gets...

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Poop.

the origin of tobor is i made him up

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

TOBORs are always funny...

I 'specially like the little noises they make when they're caught in my uncle's fishing nets.

I'm really creepy, by the way

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

This one is slightly Tobor related

Naughty Naughty by qwertypod 7-11-03

Are you on "inappropriate" sites again, son?  No  Oh really... STRIPcreator!? And what's all the about cornholing tobor!?

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u dummy i bet u cant evn get on fire in nba jam

More Fun with TOBOR!

Funny Noses of Death! by Boritom 7-11-03

Blinky, I've got a bad feeling about this! 1384 Westfark Dr., right? That's the address they gave me for Suzie Henderson's 5th birthday party. I'm telling you, I think it's a TRAP! Thank you, Admiral Akbar, I'll take it under advisement!

Funny Noses of Death part The Second by Boritom 7-11-03

Blinky may be too stupid to see that something fishy is going on here, but not me! I'm not going to let something creepy sneak up on me and do nasty things to me! No siree-Bob... I'm too smart for That! Prepare to become part of a cliche, Bozo!

Funny Noses of Death part The Third by Boritom 7-11-03

Yeeaaahhhggghh! An evil Robot! TOBOR CORNH... Evil??? Gee, TOBOR never thought of himself as evil. TOBOR sad now. I'm sorry, TOBOR... I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Yeah, well you did! If TOBOR's eye-sockets rust out, it's YOUR Fault!

Funny Noses of Death part The Fourth by Boritom 7-11-03

I'm sorry, TOBOR... Please, don't cry. I didn't mean to call you evil. ~sob~ TOBOR's fragile ego shattered. TOBOR going to go dig huge hole, jump in hole, pull dirt over self and wait for batteries to run out! ~sob~ Please, TOBOR... I'm really sorry! If there's anything I can do to make it up to you, just name it! ~sniff~ Really? Why, sure TOBOR. Anything! Okay... BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, FLOPPY-SHOES!

Funny Noses of Death part The Last (Thank God) by Boritom 7-11-03

oooowwww... my ass! That'll teach you to be mean to TOBOR! ohhhh god... sooo much blood... ~gurgle~ Yeah, you shoulda seen youself, floppin' around like a quadraplegic on a giant hotplate! I was right the first time... You ARE evil! Wow... sounds like somebody's hungry for more of TOBOR's patented Bloody Butt Lovin'!

Now... who can name the Brian O'Halloran movie this series was inspired by?

*HINT: It isn't Clerks!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Vulgar.

You filthy rapist.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

A Bloody Stool flavored cookie goes to akirajim!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

enough with the tobor comics.you squeezed all the rest of the little funny juice he had left......

One more, then I leave TOBOR alone for a while... by Boritom 7-11-03

TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!! Oh Goody! I could use a good reaming! Did you just say "Oh Goody?" Hell yeah, sonny! It's been ages since I got some lovin' up the old poop chute! TOBOR not in mood now! Aww, SHIT!

Now... To go out and get some beer and pretzles!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Wow! Tobor is comming back faster than mullets! Oh wait....

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I just can't leave TOBOR alone!!!!

Reunion by Boritom 7-18-03

RARRRRR! TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!! GROOOOWWWL! GROBYC SKULLFUCK YOU NOW!!!! Papa?? My SON!

Perhaps I need to look into a 12 step program for TOBOR addicts!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

What does "cornholing" mean? Does it involve sex with your ass?

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I'm a rocker, I rock out.

Very good, Grasshopper... Yes, it refers to anal sex, usually inflicted upon an unwilling party.

With that said...

RARRR! TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Cornhole, it's what's for dinner.

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Poop.

Okay.. the question is this: do I give Tober a bad name?

Ronnie's quest for meaning of "Cornholing". #2 by Joey 7-23-03

TOBER CORNHOLE YOU NOW! I don't even know what that means. TOBER SAD NOW. And can you stop with that robot voice? Sorry.

Can you spare some change buddy? by Joey 7-23-03

Hey Tober. Sorry specien Eric Vetock I to sad to cornhole. Huh? I was only going to ask you Ten bucks so I can go to the bar and drink scoth and listhen to soft jazz.

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I'm a rocker, I rock out.