Well, I'm coming close to getting my 200th comic up on StripCreator.

I know you all can hardly wait. The anticipation must be almost unbareable!

Coming up on #200 by Boritom 7-10-03

Well, this is Adam's 189th comic! Yup, and you know what that means...? 10 more to #200? And...? All build-up, no climax, and just pitiful commentary by a lamp and a bed? That's right! Just like his sex life!

The End of the World is Nigh! by Boritom 7-10-03

190 I don't believe this... I wish I could run. He's doing it again! Like making 200 comics in this crappy site is some kind of record. He acts like it's akin to a notch in the headboard or something! I don't find that analogy very amusing.

Content? What's content?

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

I need more to do at work... I really do!

Women and Children First! by Boritom 7-10-03

191 Hi Lamp, Hi Bed. How's it going. Well, I'm contemplating suicide, and Lamp is on a verbage strike. A verbage strike? Yes... Lamp refuses to speak again until Adam gives up this "200th Comic Milestone" bullshit. Oh, dear... A lamp refusing to talk... whatever shall we do? Sarcasm does not become you, Emiko!

Waiting for Godot... Redux! by Boritom 7-10-03

192 Are you me? The real question is, are you ME? Are we speaking transcendentally, or karmicly hmm... Good question... Waaaiiit just a fucking minute... is this a goddamn RERUN??? He's really reaching this time. Let's fuck off and go shoot some hoops!

Larry King has Hair Plugs!!! by Boritom 7-10-03

193 Holy shit... not YOU again... Don't worry, Mr. Cowboy man. I've gotten therapy. I'm totally cured! Really? That's right. See ya later. I'm going to go play Chutes and Ladders with my friends. Bye bye, Mr. Cowboy Man. Why am I overcome with a sudden urge to do naughty things to her naked, in a tub of lime jello?

Dorsal Sweaties by Boritom 7-10-03

194 Emiko, will you be in my 200th comic? NO! TOBOR, will you be in my 200th comic? Not even if you'd let me cornhole everyone on the PLANET! FUCK OFF! Fucktard, will you be in my...? I'd rather have my genitals burned off by a drunken dwarf with a blowtorch!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

I'm almost down to 200!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

How about you give me all of your crappy comics for a Choadwarrior rookie card?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Make it a wookie card and you got a deal.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I put all my rookie cards in the spokes of my bike.

The Un-Be-Able Bareness of Lighting by Boritom 7-10-03

195 Linda, have I told you how much I love you lately? No. I will NOT be in your 200th comic. please...? If you need me, I'll be nowhere you can reach me!

Gorrest Fump by Boritom 7-10-03

196 I can't believe it... Nobody wants to be in my 200th comic. I haven't been this depressed in a long time. Cheer up, Adam. You'll think of something. Thanks, Evil Squirrel Would you...? Not on your life, Baldy!

Chasing Lamey by Boritom 7-10-03

197 Y'know, in a way, ya just gotta feel sorry for Adam. He's having such a hard time finding someone to be in his 200th comic. Yeah... my heart aches for the little guy... So, uh, you gonna do it? Hell no! You? You fuckin' kidding me? I'd sooner let weevils inhabit my eye sockets!

Alpo 13 by Boritom 7-10-03

198 ALLRIGHT, FINE, THEN!!! NONE OF YOU UNFUNNY PRICKS GET TO BE IN MY 200TH COMIC! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FIRED!!! (from a distance...) Hooraaayyyyyyyy!

{°^°} by Boritom 7-10-03

199 Fine... those ungreatful sons of bitches don't wanna be in #200, then I'll just do it all by myself. See if I care... I don't need them... Soo dark... sooo coollldd!

Will our hero finally get to #200?
Will all his comic friends desert him forever, or
Will they all show up as a surprise for his birthday?
Wait... his birthday was 2 months ago...

Aww... fuck it! Who cares anyway?

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Know what's funny?

Not comics about how many comics you've made.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah!....Oh, wait....

Lessons Learned! by Boritom 7-11-03

200 Yup... Numero 200... This is it... my big 200th comic... Big hilarity just around the corner... Yup, yup, yup... Shit... I got nothing! not_Scyess was right... doing strips about how many strips I've done is a stupid fucking idea! TOBOR Saves the Day!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!! Awww, TOBOR... You like me... You really do like me!

Now... to get a life!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]