FOREWORD
i dont know what games mr gallacher is famous for designing but he certainly does love the children
note this interview was conducted by my very good friend akirajim
INTERVIEW
I managed to convince a kid that it was Christmas next week.
His stupid junkie mother had left him outside while she queued in the Chemist for her methodone.
so I thought I'd fuck up her week by getting her kid to annoy her about when Santa was coming and what he was bringing.
Did you know the mother, Tommy?
I'm curious as to what reaction you are trying to provoke by repeating my name.
Answer the question, Mr. Gallacher.
I know who she is.
But I don't know her to talk to her.
Because she's junkie scum.
They're not my kind of people.
So did the kid offer much resistance as to believing you?
yes
he took some convincing
but I managed to get him worked up about it.
he wants a bike