The three words I've been waiting to say for a week:
PHOTOSHOP RON JEREMY!
You must use at least one picture from that album, but you can add in anything you want.
There should be plenty of material to work with here, but if you need inspiration, here is a site that may help. Just click Pictures! as many times as needed.
This contest will run a little long, since I'm leaving town, but I will judge the entries on August 1st or 2nd.
GOOD LUCK!
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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.