Pick on me! I'm beggin Ya! Post mean, awful comics about me! I'll do ya the same courtesy!

I'll start the ball rolling...

Reconciling with Doug by Boritom 7-25-03

Hey, Doug, I just wanted to tell you that all that shit in the forums... it was just kidding around, you know... POOP SHITTER >: I mean, you know... noone would take that stuff seriously. You know it's all just goofing around, right? SHIT POOPER >: Just exactly how many times were you dropped on your head as a child? SHOOT PIPPER :><:

As God Is My Witness... by Boritom 7-25-03

I thought you were going to apologize to Doug for being so mean to him! I tried, but I honestly question whether he was capable of verbal communication or comprehension. You're being a real dick about this! Fine... You don't believe me? You go talk to him! Hi, Doug... I'm a friend of Adam's, and I was hoping I could... I'M A STARFISH! POOP SHITTER >:

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Yes, for some ungodly reason, I enjoy flame wars. Keeps me from taking my aggressions out on customers at work :)

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Who Wants To Be An ASSHAT by Boritom 7-25-03

Welcome to "Who Wants To Be An ASSHAT?" This is the StripCreator game of Skill and comedic genius that anyone can enjoy! Sort of an unofficial Comic Contest! The rules are simple. We all flame eachother through our comics, Call eachother names, call their sexuality into question... ...Or just make a gigantic ass of yourself! The idea is, using your comics to do your talking, and post them here in the "Read My Damn Comics" forum! What does the winner get? Most likely, banned for life from the strip creator!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Alas, Poor Netuohnav, I knew him Not... by Boritom 7-25-03

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Netuohnav&ID=162825 Well, I'm firmly convinced Netuohnav is trying to get banned from the SC. Why do you say that? He's doing a series bashing Brad. Not very smart, is he... I never said he was. I just said he was a racist pinhead! No shit, right?

Of course Nutmuncher couldn't post this himself... He is incapable of communicating without CAPS LOCK ;-)

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

I hate Netuohnav as much as the next guy, but you don't have to make alot of comics saying so.

The ONLY time I'll agree with boinky.

Plus, anyone who takes comics too seriously are just as bad as people who don't take it seriously at all.

So, Boritom, once you stop having your period, can you settle DOWN A TAD. >:(

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

FOLLOW THE NEW TREND. MAKE COMICS ABOUT ME AND HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME LOL. A TREND AS BIG AS RACISM :ROLLEYES

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

Geez... so noone realizes I'm doing this for fun???

Go figure there's so few with a sense of humor on a site for making comic strips ;-)

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

YEAH, NOW IT'S FOR FUN SINCE NO ONE AGREES WITH YOU.

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

I'm not saying they're not funny, I'm just saying that you're feeding Netuohnav. He won't stop if people keep responding to his stupid ramblings.

YEAH, THAT MUST BE IT. MY SYSTEM IS: THE NUMBER OF INSULTS I GET EQUALS THE AMOUNT OF COMICS I MAKE THAT DAY. :ROLLEYES

SO YEAH, IF YOU IGNORE ME I'LL GO AWAY. LOL!

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

IS THAT ABOUT DOUG :lol :lol :lol :lok

HEY DOUG ARE YUO REALLY TAHT WACKY? :) :)

PS. THAT NETUOHNVA GUY REEEALLY HAD THSI COMING, CYBER JUSTICE SI SREVED. :) :winx Lwinx

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

ARE YOU THREATENING ME, MISTER MRADVENTURE? :O

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

LOL @ THIS THREAD!

OMG!! WTF!!! LMFAO!!! WANNA CYBERZ!!!

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Poop.

Feeding the fire...

Too Funny... or is it? by Boritom 7-25-03

Okay, so get this. I start the Asshat thread by saying "Pick on me! I'm beggin Ya! Post mean, awful comics about me! I'll do ya the same courtesy!" Then I post 3 comics in a row, showing that it's meant to be a contest of wits, for fun and frolic, and so forth... Then some dork thinks I'm all pissed off and shit! I tell you, it's fucking hilarious! I don't get it...

Identities by Boritom 7-25-03

There are those who speculate that Doug, Mr Adventure and Netuohnev are all the same person. Yes, for one thing, they all post in the forums using all capital letters, crappy English, and enough ascii smilies to choke a horse. There is of course a simple way to find out whether this is true or not. One could simply do a trace of their IP addresses. There is one drawback to this, though... Nobody cares enough about them to put in the effort.

I really am having fun with this, but I'm the only one actually posting comics... it's kinda sad in a way.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

CHECK THSI STRATEGY OUT, FRIST I APOST A COMCIS ABoUT SOMETONE, AND, ITS LIKE, "BAM," THEY HAVe TO DEAL WITH MY WORDS :)

I HOPE I DIDNT CROSS SOME SORT oF CYBER-LINE :/ :/ :/

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

This belies the main (and only legitimate) problem I have with Netuohnav

The Boy-Friendless by Boritom 7-25-03

HI WHO ARE YOU WILL YOU BE MY NEW FRIEND? :LOL I can't be your friend right now... Maybe later. LOL U R A FAG CUZ YOU WON'T BE MY FRIEND AND YOUR PROBABLY BANGING BRAD! If it makes you feel better to think that, I can't stop you. NIGGERZ LOL!!! :) Nobody finds that N word shit amusing.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Why? Why all the existential angst?

It's absolutely HILARIOUS when you explain the joke of other people's comics in your comics and subtly mention why the joke sucks.

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

Okay... It was a dumb idea... I'm an Asshat.

Fine... I'll just pick on everyone at once including myself! by Boritom 7-25-03

Nobody finds that N word shit amusing! I think the fact their combined Member Rating equals 0 stars says it all. Not to mention it took 30 votes between all four accounts to get such high marks. Anime is for fags! The Stripcreator chat hopefully shouldn't crash every day anymore. toborcornholeyounow! What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? If I'm hungry for brains, I think I'm in the wrong place!

Somewhere in there's gonna be a new cliche though... I can just feel it!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

I think someone needs to address Rabid's question.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~