Greetings wombat hordes!

It's been a while since I've come here and gosh things have changed! I'm locked out of most of the forums!

Oh well. I'm not too bothered. Why? Because I can bask in the comforting glow of comics! Enjoy my latest mini-series - Go RocketCop!

Go RocketCop! (1) by Shadow_Artist 6-13-03

Soon, law enforcement will be handled by advanced robots... Hand over the bag, doll-face! Oh no! A petty thief! Help! ...but none will be more effective than RocketCops! HALT VILLIAN! I AM ROCKETCOP#1049! Yikes! A RocketCop! I surrender! The gal can have her handbag back! Merciless, incorruptible and available in a range of colours, RocketCops will make the streets safe once again. Go RocketCop! TOO LATE! YOU MUST BE PUNISHED WITH OVERWHELMING DESTRUCTIVE FORCE! I demand to see my lawy...ARRRRGGGHH!

Go RocketCop! (2) by Shadow_Artist 6-13-03

Officer, you have to help me! My cat, Chew-Chew, is stuck up that tree! ROCKETCOP#1043 WILL APPROACH YOUR PUSSY WITH ITS ADVANCED HOVERJET ENGINE! ATTENTION FELINE REBEL! RETURN TO YOUR MISTRESS! Meow? TOO LATE! FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL BE PUNISHED WITH OVERWHELMING DESTRUCTIVE FORCE! Meo...SCREEECH!

Go RocketCop! (3) by Shadow_Artist 6-13-03

GREETINGS! ROCKETCOP#1053 RESPONDING TO A REPORTED BURGLARY! Ah, yes. Thanks for coming so quickly, officer. Thieves broke in and trashed the place! My laptop was stolen! YOUR APARTMENT'S INFERIOR STATE WILL HINDER A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION! Er...yeah. Sorry about the mess, but my house WAS ransacked. INSUFFICIENT! ROCKETCOP WILL PREPARE YOUR APARTMENT FOR AN INVESTIGATION WITH OVERWHELMING DESTRUCTIVE FORCE! But what about the finger...AIIIIIIEEEEE!

Go RocketCop! (4) by Shadow_Artist 6-13-03

Next please! How can Happy Burger serve you, sir? You can start by handing over all the cash, little boy! Rip! Tear! Reveal! etc. HALT VILLIAN! I AM ROCKETCOP#1061! Shit in my pouch! An undercover RocketCop! I'm out of here! NOT SO FAST! YOUR ATTEMPTED CRIME SHALL BE PUNISHED WITH OVERWHELMING DESTRUCTIVE FORCE! But I needed the mon...EEEEARRRGH!

Go RocketCop! (5) by Shadow_Artist 6-13-03

Damn it! That sleaze-bag's the only one who knows where the mayor's daughter is being held, but he's not telling anyone! ROCKETCOP#1038 SHALL INTERROGATE THE CRIMINAL! SPEAK VILLIAN! WHERE IS THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER? Pah! You don't scare me, RocketCop! Do your worst! ROCKETCOP SHALL EXTRACT THE INFORMATION FROM YOU WITH OVERWHELMING DESTRUCTIVE FORCE! Okay, okay! The bitch is chained up at...NOOOOOOOO!

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[Click to view comic: 'Go RocketCop! (8)']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

So ummm... why did you just post the same comic 10 times?

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Poop.

You'd be surprised how much mileage you can get out of reusing a punchline.

I like this one. It gets more absurd each time.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

i agree. blowing up the rape victim was a brutal punchline. nice stuff.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Indeed, the last one was definitely the best. I'm not sure how you'll top that one.

I think it's sad to reuse a punchline... Tobor Cornhole you NOW!!! RARRRR!!!!

Errr, what I mean is... Holy Shit, it's Jesus!

Errr, uhhhh... Live From New Yo...

Oh shit, just kill me now!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Remember this film?

X-Men 2: The Parody (1) by Shadow_Artist 5-15-03

The X-children are being treated to a day out at a fancy American museum. Yoink! Thanks for the light, kid. Gotta get that nicotine rush, you know? Nobody steals my lighter! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Observing... Shouldn't you do something about this, Professor? Hold on, Cyclops. Let's see where Pyro's going with this...

X-Men 2: The Parody (2) by Shadow_Artist 5-15-03

Bobby, also known as the Iceman, attempts to seduce Rogue... Don't worry, Rogue. It wont hurt me. Well...erm...okay. Sure. The next day, in class... Rogue? Here, Professor! Iceman? Iceman? Has anyone seen Bobby?

X-Men 2: The Parody (3) by Shadow_Artist 5-15-03

US commandos gather to storm the X-Mansion... Okay soldier, are you ready to bust into that mansion and kick some freak-child ass?! Yeah, about that. Why are we risking our lives in combat with genetically superior beings when we could just fill the place with knockout gas? I can have you thrown out of army you know. I think it's illegal to discriminate against homosexuality now, sir.

X-Men 2: The Parody (4) by Shadow_Artist 5-15-03

The Shadow Artist takes time out from writing the X-Men 2 parody to meet one of its cameo characters... Hey there! Are you Collosus, the mutant with the power to turn his body into chrome? That I am! One question: in the comics you were a Russian construction worker who only wanted to live in peace with his little sister. Why, in X-Men 2, are you portrayed as an all-American hero? Well...er...the film had to be based in... Also, assuming I accept that mistake, why is a grown man like yourself shown taking English Literature lessons with a bunch of 12 year old students? Okay, fine! They screwed up my character! There, I've said it! You happy now?

X-Men 2: The Parody (5) by Shadow_Artist 5-15-03

The police, fearful of mutant violence, confront a man carrying knives... This is the police! Drop the knife and get down on the floor! Okay offic.. BANG! *Thud* Debriefing... I don't mind you being trigger-happy, officer, but not every perp with a knife in their hand has Wolverine's super-healing mutation. I don't suppose the children I shot afterwards have super-healing either, do they?

[Click to view comic: 'X-Men 2: The Parody (6)']
[Click to view comic: 'X-Men 2: The Parody (7)']
[Click to view comic: 'X-Men 2: The Parody (8)']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

What was so all-American about Colossus in X2?

Other than that, good series.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Mmmm, good question. I guess just the fact that he was American rather than Russian. That and his standing up to trained army soldiers firing on him - I know his mutation could protect him but he didn't show any sign of fear. It's the whole 'I've never been attacked by trained killers before, but I'm not even going to flinch' thing, a Die Hard John McLane courage that, while entertaining, seems to inhabit a lot of American cinematic heroes. Even if I was in a tank coming under fire I'd probably be anxious and scared, especially if I'd never been in such a conflict before.

But then, I'm not a mutant. I don't even have a tank.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

You don't have a tank yet? Get with the times man!

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Poop.

You don't have a tank yet? Get with the times man!

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Poop.