James Lipton Sucks Empty Soup Cans! by Boritom 7-31-03

Johnny Depp, you are... by far... one of the most talented, bemusing, eccentric actor-geniuses of our time. Thank's, Mr. Lipton. I am underwhelmed. You began your career as the bloody mess left by Freddie Krueger in the original Elm Street film... Then you did 21 Jump Street... Uh... yes, I suppose I did. What prompted the move from Elm Street to Jump Street? U-Haul! Wheee-heeeee! I've always wanted to use that joke! He he he he he eheee... you asshat!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

LOL, IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE YOU MAKE FUN OF INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO JUST LIKE SNL DOES! OMG!

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

JOKE

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I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A RACIAL SENSE BUT, STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREA

Civilization Vs Instinct by Boritom 7-31-03

I eat you now... You prey, me predator! Now, why would you want to do such a dipicably dreadful thing to me? Huuunnngryyy! Must chew you up... taste blood... rip flesh... My goodness, that sounds perfectly reprehensible. My good friend, allow me to point out that there are several alternate sources of nourishment available to you. Why, the sea is a vast cornucopia... Forget it, Asshat... I'll order a fucking pizza! Goodness!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Demonic Supremacy by Boritom 8-06-03

At last, Cthuhlu, we meet to battle for ultimate supremacy! Yes, Mephistopheles! Now we shall see who will rule the underworld for all eternity! Rock-Paper-Scissors? I was hoping for a coin toss, myself.

Demonic Stupidity (BTW... #350!) by Boritom 8-06-03

STONE! Paper covers stone! SCISSORS! Stone blunts scissors! ANVIL! Damn! That one always gets me... best two out of three?

I think Cass Elliott said it best when she said, "You gonna finish that sandwich?"

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]