Three-panel Limbo: Part 1 by WHELTON 8-01-03

The meeting. Hi there, I'm Jon. Hello Jon. I should tell you that you're not my type, sorry. You're short, you have dorky hair and though you seem nice, I'm just not ready for a relationship right now. Whew. And I thought it was because I'm black-and-white. It's because he's black-and-white.

please please tell me how great and wonderful I am, thanks

meh.

well it wasn't a compliment but at least it wasn't a flame.. I guess a n00b like me has to take what he can get!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Not bad, actually. Lacking in a certain punchline sharpness. They made me smile, but really made me truly laugh, though.

Keep at it... I think you have some punchlines in you.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'll assume you're forgetting a 'never' in there?

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Poop.

I really enjoyed all of them especially the psyco who ends up trying to call Brenda - really funny!!

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Every Blade of Grass has it's own Angel that bend over it and whispers "Grow, Grow" the Talmud

Read our comics its alright search for gamers Inc.

I'll assume you're forgetting a 'never' in there?

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"none" actually.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You're just saying that to make me look silly aren't you?

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Poop.

I'll assume you're forgetting a 'never' in there?

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"none" actually.

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You have poor grammar, "never" would have made more sense.

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Dad was flammable

I'll assume you're forgetting a 'never' in there?

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"none" actually.

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You have poor grammar, "never" would have made more sense.

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Not necessarily; it depends on the emphasis he wanted to make with his statement.

"None" subdivides WHELTON's body of work into individual comics, and suggests that no such comic had what it took to get fuzzyman to laugh. Extra points go to fuzzyman for wording it in such a way that he had no chance to make the grammatical faux pas of misguessing whether "none" takes a singular or plural verb form.

PS: The comma after "grammar" in Kajun's reply is incorrect; either a semicolon should be used, or a period (in which case, "Never" would need to be capitalized.

"Never" inserts a temporal element into the presented argument, and suggests that fuzzyman read the comics over and over again, or at least over a period of time, and not once during that period did the comics succeed in making him laugh.

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Get it right!

You forgot to close your brackets.

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Dad was flammable

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Get it right!