READ MY COMIX, I NEED INPUT

Have patience, grasshoppa.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Oh, I thought the last one was trying to be ironic, so I didn't bother.

I don't particularly like them. "The worst game ever" made me laugh, but the ending was weak. "Happens to the best of us" could have been funny, I just know it, but the ending killed that one for me as well.

You have potential. Right now they kind of suck. Try posting actual comics to this thread, which will help to get people to give criticism.

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Sex Piano.

New Comic... I hope you like it.
BTW I am going to keep posting all of my new comix in this thread, so please tell me if i strike gold with any of them THX

Don't Ask by MadMaestro 8-05-03

What game is that? Monkey Shit Fight III: Rage in the Cage uh... I made it myself Congress will be all over this one It helps me curb the urge to kill everyone I know

sorry bout the last one here is the link

Don't Ask by MadMaestro 8-05-03

What game is that? Monkey Shit Fight III: Rage in the Cage uh... I made it myself Congress will be all over this one It helps me curb the urge to kill everyone I know

Now the new one, I liked.

Yeah, that one's better.

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Dad was flammable

new one!

Dont Ask Part Deux by MadMaestro 8-05-03

What are you doing now? Making my next hit: Star Wars Extreme XXX Ultimate Street bitchin Cart Craziness... I even got the liscence, I'm aiming for an E rating on this one Say what? Its going to be more family oriented something everyone can get into Good. What's it about Chewbacca ripping the arms off of Hippies and jaming them up people's ass

That one didn't really do anything for me.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

That one didn't really do anything for me.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

sorry bout the last one, my friend who is normally very funny made it and i've realized that it...well sux

here is mine

FIGHTING SEISURE MONKIES (Don't Ask) by MadMaestro 8-05-03

Hows your monkey shit game coming along? Can't...talk...throwing shit at...monkeies...gahhg yeah...seems like there shouldn't be so many flashing lights? *shaking* geggaggurggulpdurgg... uh-oh...*whistles* i best to get outta here *FERUMPH*

I've got a new comic out...but have people stopped reading them...

Reconcilement by MadMaestro 8-06-03

We have recieved wind that our most recent comix have been offensive to relatives of people with serious violent tendencies. The author sends his sencerest apologies and by sincerest apologies he means fuck you and your whack ass family word

I like them all.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

got a mario series, not everyone will find this funny, but maybe a couple of you will, this was basically for my own personal enjoyment

Mario complaints part1 (ewww and dcom authorized it) by MadMaestro 8-06-03

ITSA ME MARIO.. and i have-a some questions for-a you Where the hell am I that all of the pipes either lead to nowhere, have no end, or have maneating plants growing out of them? And what the hell is up with these walking mushrooms and flying turtles that stand erect...hey wait where-a the hell are you going??!

Mario continues complaining by MadMaestro 8-06-03

Looks like I found your-a bitch ass again huh? Anyway Riddle me this What the hell is up with my biochemistry, i eat a mushroom to get incredibly big, i run into a turtle and get incredibly small, i eat flowers to spit fire... and how the hell does a feather turn a human being into a flying racoon!?Wait...WAIT IM NOT DONE YET

Mario is such a friggin bitch by MadMaestro 8-06-03

Cant runaway from me I'm Mario, I travel through the sewer system Anyway,What the hell happened in my gene pool that my brother looks nothing like me, I mean Luigi is a great guy, but he had to be adopted...or was it-a me Why the hell did i ever agree to such a stupid quest anyway, i mean i was making a decent living as a plumber, what made me want to fight wierd monsters and save princesses...fine just go, i'll get u

Bout time he stopped bitchin by MadMaestro 8-06-03

You think you are the slick hey, well I have a dinosaur fiend who can chase you whereever you go Has anyone else wondered who put these floating donuts in the air? and why do they fall when i step on them? I mean what use do floating donuts that fall down when u touch them really have? And if bowser really wanted to kill me, why doesn't he just give his tropps helmets or something, I mean If i cant jump on their head i can really kill them can I...O...Okay

This is possibly the best thing I've seen on here this month.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You had to get authorisation?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

no.