i am so cool. it is tough being so cool. people always come up to me and ask me "geez, WHELTON, how can I be at least half as cool as you?!?" but it's just not something that I can teach. It would be like asking Pavarotti how to sing like that. I wish I could bestow some of my infinite coolness upon the eager masses.. truly. But, it is a gift for me and me alone. It is my blessing and my burden.
The urinal cakes joke is a bit of an old one isn't it?
--- I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/
'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/
'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/
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