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MadMaestro
Junior Comic Technician
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got a mario series, not everyone will find this funny, but maybe a couple of you will, this was basically for my own personal enjoyment
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| ITSA ME MARIO.. and i have-a some questions for-a you | |
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| Where the hell am I that all of the pipes either lead to nowhere, have no end, or have maneating plants growing out of them? | |
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| And what the hell is up with these walking mushrooms and flying turtles that stand erect...hey wait where-a the hell are you going??! | |
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| Looks like I found your-a bitch ass again huh? Anyway Riddle me this | |
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| What the hell is up with my biochemistry, i eat a mushroom to get incredibly big, i run into a turtle and get incredibly small, i eat flowers to spit fire... | |
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| and how the hell does a feather turn a human being into a flying racoon!?Wait...WAIT IM NOT DONE YET | |
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| Cant runaway from me I'm Mario, I travel through the sewer system | |
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| Anyway,What the hell happened in my gene pool that my brother looks nothing like me, I mean Luigi is a great guy, but he had to be adopted...or was it-a me | |
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| Why the hell did i ever agree to such a stupid quest anyway, i mean i was making a decent living as a plumber, what made me want to fight wierd monsters and save princesses...fine just go, i'll get u | |
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| You think you are the slick hey, well I have a dinosaur fiend who can chase you whereever you go | |
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| Has anyone else wondered who put these floating donuts in the air? and why do they fall when i step on them? I mean what use do floating donuts that fall down when u touch them really have? | |
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| And if bowser really wanted to kill me, why doesn't he just give his tropps helmets or something, I mean If i cant jump on their head i can really kill them can I...O...Okay | |
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