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Pissed off 1 by MadMaestro 8-07-03

Dude I pissed of Jen the other day, I told her that her sister was a slut Why the hell should I care? I need you to help me lie to her, tell her you told me that Hell no! Your fucked bad She's gonna kill me if I ever see her again I'll bring the camera

Pissed off 2 by MadMaestro 8-07-03

I figured i'd just call her, lieing on the phone is never as hard Can I record it?  No  Can I listen? If you listen your just gonna record it What's your point?

Pissed off 3 by MadMaestro 8-07-03

Ok we need to make a script and get our stories straight I thought I had already gone over this with you?! I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK I hate you Um... If I somehow get a hold of the dialog between you, um can i distribute it on kazaa Hell No You're rite, it'll probably need to be in an evidence locker somewhere.

Pissed off 4 by MadMaestro 8-07-03

Hey Jen, I just wanted to talk about what I said I'm going to turn you into living chop-suey Um...about that, you think you can fend off your urge to kill me long enough for me to explain No. You see, I was under alot of stress and A bunch of people told me that she was coming on to them real strong and... Didn't I already mention the part about living chop-suey...by the way, ignore any strange noises in your house for the next 10-15 minutes

Pissed off 5 by MadMaestro 8-07-03

AAHHH! Who are you?!? I'm Jen's father you jackass Seriously, I only said that thing about your daughter in the heat of the moment...I didn't mean it Becky isn't a slut! Who said anything about Becky? Uh-oh

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Meet Mr.Tasty! by MadMaestro 8-08-03

Hiyo kids its me! Mr.Tasty! If you suck on my head I make you feel real good! But aren't you supposed to be unhealthy? I've been smoking for six years and im in the best shape of my life! But your orifaces are sealed shut by cancer and you are holding on to your arm. How can u still smoke? Through this hole in my side Actually, how can u talk, and like breath and stuff?