Now, I'm not forcing any of you to read...because many of you can't even spell, but I hope that if you do read my comics, you'll enjoy the wittiness of it all. It isn't Phenomenal nor is it BRILLIANT...just witty. I'll be posting 3 times a day because I spend the rest of it either drinking beer or playing online games. So just check me out, can't hurt.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Oh, and since I cant post in the Photoshop forum and I'm a Farker (fark.com), here's my edited pic of that Barbie doll:

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

I liked this one, but mainly because I giggle every time I hear Jackson call his son Blanket. I think Jackson thought of the nickname he thinks his son is soft and nice to rub against.

PSA: Consensual Relationships by EvilErnie 8-09-03

Hi! I'm Kobe Bryant. I'm here to tell you all about "CONSENSUAL RELATIONSHIPS". You see...although I'm banging my wife and another young woman, I've got both of their consent to do so! And besides, many other celebs have had consensual relationships. Just ask Micheal Jordan, Frank Gifford, and Micheal Jackson! Later, at Neverland Ranch... Ready for bed? Let me just put Blanket in his crib.

Oh, that's just wrong there Choad, lol!

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

I like that one too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I told a friend my "blanket" theory tonight and he said he thought it was because Michael liked to sleep with it over his face.

As long as it's against his body in any sort of way, he's happy.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Read my strip about talk shows, tell me if that is pretty much the deal with Talk Shows and Reality Shows these days.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

you should post the strips in the thread, that way we can all get instant gratification.

Evil Ernie up half passed midnight w/o caffine = Laziness :p

The Reality Is...Talk Shows Suck by EvilErnie 8-10-03

Hello there, I'm Ellen DeGeneres and I want to speak to you about talk shows. It seems that apart from reality shows, talk shows have been real hot amongst the talentless! If myself, J-Lo, and Roseanne can have our own shows, then any of you unknown unimportant little people can as well! I don't even have lots of money, I get by on popularity of my homosexuality! Hello there, I'm an inanimate object. Am I able to have my own talkshow? Of course! Or if you want, we could start a reality show about reality shows doing a talk show!

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Nice, quite nice... I liked it! =D