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Meet Mr.Tasty! by MadMaestro 8-08-03

Hiyo kids its me! Mr.Tasty! If you suck on my head I make you feel real good! But aren't you supposed to be unhealthy? I've been smoking for six years and im in the best shape of my life! But your orifaces are sealed shut by cancer and you are holding on to your arm. How can u still smoke? Through this hole in my side Actually, how can u talk, and like breath and stuff?

Break it to her gently by MadMaestro 8-10-03

Who the hell are you?! It's me Lauren, your girlfriend I dont know any Lauren! We've been dating for almost 2 months! I've been in Europe for the last two months! Get the hell out of my house! What the hell have I been doing for two months then...

Break it to her gently 2 by MadMaestro 8-10-03

Honey... Yes, what do you want? O god, how do I say this... Welcome to STDville population: you, chief import: syphilus

Break it to her gently, 3 by MadMaestro 8-10-03

Jackie! What?! Look over there! Huh? I banged your sister I still don't see a... WHAT THE HELL!?!

Break it to her gently, 4 by MadMaestro 8-10-03

Hey sweetie... What is it? Um... PeopleWhoseBoyfriendTottaledTheirCarSayWhat! What?!

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