To hell with customer service. by lukket 8-12-03

Granny Smith goes to file a complaint. Would you mind turning down the heat. It's mighty hot in here, young man. I tend to get ill in heat. YOU ARE BURNING FOR YOUR SINS. THERE WILL BE NO REMORSE! TAKE HER TO THE SAUNA! I think you're being to harsh! You should be more customer friendly. But this is Hell and I'm Satan. It's supposed to work that way. I understand. But it's your attitude that gives Hell a bad name.

Like a flie on feces. by lukket 8-15-03

That looks like the suicide thread in the RMDC Forum on Stripcreator. Yeah. Death is a great spectator sport. You can't seriously mean that. Oh come on. Have you ever stopped to see a traffic accident? Uhm.. yeah, but... "It's not the same". That's right. There isn't any blood and severed limbs in an online Forum

Games people play by lukket 8-16-03

Hey! Look out for that old lady, you're driving into her! It's GTA3. You're supposed to drive into her. Why? That's the rules of the game. You usually hate rules. Only when they're against me

Human nature by lukket 8-16-03

Would you like to go out with me some time? Only if you were the last guy on this freaking planet. Will you date me now? Of course, sexy one

A powerless super power. by lukket 8-16-03

New York struck by power outage Is it a terrorist attack? Is it the end of the world? Has it anything to do with the fact that we Americans don't do anything to stop our excessive power usage? Grab him! He's being un-american! Yeah. STFU you God-forsaking tree-hugging hippie! Oh, sorry. I had my brain turned on. I'll switch it off right now.

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More good stuff. Keep it coming.

The last one was great, the first three were familiarly funny - you're not Danish by any chance? Keep up the excellent work lukket!

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Hehe, I had to chortle at the "your attitude gives hell a bad name" one - go make more!

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jes_lawson
I must confess that I am Danish.

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Funny stuff. Glad to have you here.

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