Market....meaning my brain. Bad Metaphor.

When in doubt, use your finger. by Digger 8-16-03

u know boys n grils. IST SO TUFF being a chubby children. i m talkin liek EVREYThing u try isnt teh work 2 get skinnee. mebe i try XERSize? nm, i stuck mai finger down in throat n threwd up my unhappiness

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Smooth Talker Stalker by Digger 8-16-03

wtf, i aernt following u. i just a x-mas tree going 2 same toy stoer as u. Y u b liek that? srry i assumed

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- 4 Reel

Digger: you need to absolutly stop with the awful spelling. It's extremely hard to read, it's annoying, and it isn't funny. Use spellchecker and then make a strip.

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