They're pg rated.

On the Road of Fate by Vulf 8-16-03

His search had led him far. The time he spent on this path was mind numbing. Now after he had lost so much, perhaps now fate would grant him his only desire. Fate is a cruel mistress.

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Chexual Predator

Seems artsy-fartsy, in a manner of speaking...nevertheless, it's pretty good. Keep at it, just try to add more kick to it.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson