...Or at least I did. Hope you enjoy.

Honesty by mikeweeney 8-17-03

Yo dude, is that your car over there? Yeah, isn't it sweet? I just put in a new engine and man, it is smoking! Well that's a shame. So anyway, why are you always worried about getting bigger and better engines? Well, if you must know... I'm trying to compensate for my small penis. ...Oh. I see. Wipe that smile off your face, SuperWang.

That was fun. Maybe I'll start making some more of these "comic strip" things again.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Also, I have an entry for CC 205.

Untitled by mikeweeney 8-17-03

My mom says I'm a very attractive young man. My mom's also a stupid cunt.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Again, I must argue the point of giving mikey here forum access.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

He should get access, but he's still a weeney.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I must say, you both are just swell. This one's for dcom-

Evolution of a Sweenster by mikeweeney 8-17-03

1st grade "Sweeney-weeney!" Oh yeah?!? "Sarah-bara...uh, Flara... er, damn. High School "Sweeney-weeney has no weenie" I am amazed with your originality, asshat. Today He should get access, but he's still a weeney Ha! You can't hurt me, I have embraced my name. .....-*sniff*

I like the name "asshat".

And here's another CC 205 entry-

Untitled by mikeweeney 8-17-03

You know what I don't get? No. The Discovery Channel. Huh. STOP STEALING MY CABLE!

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If somebody could maybe pass these along to the competion that would be supercool. Thanks.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

UnknownEric deserves to win the comic contest.

Oh, and your comics?

Cunt is a funny word.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

The problem with that is, unless you are granted access by then, you wouldnt be able to run the next comp. So your winning would be useless. And yes, I think that last one is funny enough to win.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The CC 205 entry was good stuff. Keep trying, it's not always easy to make every strip funny (I should know) Just keep making strips and you'll get consistently more funny as you do.

Cheers so far!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Hey look, a star by my name! Wheeeee! I feel so alive and free!
Or something.

Thanks for the positive feedback everyone :-)

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Dude...

I am green with the mad envy.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~