Sour times by lukket 8-16-03

Central Park, NY That was some power outage, I tell you. Yeah. It was rough. My computer broke down, and I couldn't use the internet. I was stuck in the subway for four hours. Can you believe it. I was sitting in my flat the whole day with no lights and no internet. OK. You win again. Though I ... Imagine it. If I had an UPS, I would still have had no Internet connection.

So long and thanks for all the nails. by lukket 8-17-03

The HR manager at Stripcreator wants to meet with me tomorrow. I wonder what he wants to discuss. Thank you for coming. We are sorry. But we have to fire you. Why oh why!? Oh come on. Quit that. You're just not funny anymore. And don't even think of putting a nail in your forehead. Aw man. Come on. I'm the king of half-assed jokes.

Lucky? by lukket 8-19-03

Have you heard that Steve nearly died in that car accident. Yeah. But I think he was lucky. Lucky? He's paralyzed from the neck and down. I don't think that's lucky. Well, his insurance paid off so well that he doesn't have to move a finger ever again. He CAN'T move a finger. Yeah. Could you get a more bulletproof excuse?

A question of motive by lukket 8-19-03

Hey, are you still mocking that guy who says he committed suicide? Well... he was asking for it. How can you say that. Wasn't he a human being like you and... ehm.. like other human beings? He gave his sister his password. He gave away his password? I hope he ends up in Hell. Once a sys admin always a sys admin.

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I liked "So long and thanks for all the nails" very much - more, please.

I say again, you are one of the best newbies on the site. Your humour is very refreshing compared to the usual \OMG LOL! crap we get. please keep it up - the H.C.Andersen stuff is great.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I like.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Lucky is very well-timed. I bet that sounds like a bit of a weird compliment, but I mean it. I'm not exactly sure why, but the dialogue comes out perfect.

Sour Times is very good, too. Imagine the inconvenience! Those people were so brave...

Is the nail in the head guy the king of half-assed jokes? I thought that title went to "Tobor."

No Tobor is the king of hilarity!

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Poop.