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  Aggrakrabathor  

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I was cryogenically frozen for 15 years and my morning wood won't go away.
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by Aggrakrabathor
12-22-02
Deep within the bowels of Lesion ov Mortiis' secret hideout...
Captain Tanner, I must embark on an epic and convuluted quest to acquire the Mighty Mullet, so that we might smite our enemies.
The Mighty Mullet? I have heard of such an object that retains magnificent splendor and terrible power. I'll bet it'd look good on me, too.
Riiiight... just be sure to keep everything running according to schedule.
Indeed, Sir Mortiis. By the time you return from your journey, you shall have a platoon of evil mechabots at your disposal.
Unbeknownst to Mortiis, an even more evil and insidious mind was eavesdropping.
Oh, goody goody! Global annihilation will finally be within our grasp with a platoon of evil mechabots and the Mighty Mullet.
(Pinky... did you hear that? This goofy looking elf wants to obliterate the world... what fortuitous luck that we would find such a pawn.)
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