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Jesus calls a staff meeting.
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| I have called for all good Christians to denounce your occultist mythology, Santa. | |
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| Your myth is riddled with unworldly powers. Flying reindeer, entering houses through chimneys, delivering presents to the entire WORLD in a SINGLE night. | |
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Fuck you very much, Jesus.
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| In addition to perpetuating occultist ideology, you're a fat fucking slob to boot. You're the perfect model of what every Christian should aspire not to be. | |
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| I work my fucking ass off every day all year to bring a glimmer of happiness to this shithole world, and this is the thanks I get? Typical bitchass Christian ingrate. | |
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