AlbertsNewFriend

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Come children, gather round. Let me tell you a story about a kid named Charles Miller. Charles was a special boy, so special he was in "Special Ed". He also was in the Special Olympics and kicked this kid with Down Syndrom's Ass in the 400x relay. Now Charles refers to himself as "Albert Toomy" because he thinks it sounds more sophisticated, but really he's still just a retard. Now I've never talked to "Albert", no sir, I'm much to good to talk to retards.

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Hard to Kill

by AlbertsNewFriend
6-01-02

A secret meeting is taking place. A strange man drinking beer in his underwear seems distressed.


	I need your help in a very important matter. See, theres this kid, named Charles Miller and I need him taken care of right away. Hes caused me alot of trouble and pain.


	I will see what I can do...

2 weeks later....


	WHAT HAPPENED!? I gave you strict directions to kill the boy!


	HE WON'T DIE!!! He kept raving about his name being "Albert Toomy" but in reality, MY names Albert Toomy!!!

Somewhere in the middle of nowhere stands Charles Miller...


	OUUUU!!! Prettie prrety fiarre!! GEUSS WHA FIRRE! Mah namss ALLLBBERRRTT!!

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