Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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Come children, gather round. Let me tell you a story about a kid named Charles Miller. Charles was a special boy, so special he was in "Special Ed". He also was in the Special Olympics and kicked this kid with Down Syndrom's Ass in the 400x relay. Now Charles refers to himself as "Albert Toomy" because he thinks it sounds more sophisticated, but really he's still just a retard. Now I've never talked to "Albert", no sir, I'm much to good to talk to retards.
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Oh look Charles! A thing that would like to be your friend. HAHAHAHAHA. I almost forgot...your retarded. You don't ever have to worry about making friends, cause you'll never have any.
Greetings Earth-retard Charles. I have come in peace, and I seek knowledge of your plantet.
Mah...Mah...Mah nammes ALLBERRT.
If you don't help me I will kill you, I know I said that I came in peace but that was just, what you people like to call, a pantload. Now show me to your tile grout.
Buu, MAH NAMMES ALLLBBBERRRTT!!!!
After attempting to kill Charles...
Damn....would you look at that. A retard that can't die.
Huh HUh HAR HA, Yur Fuuny Ablien.
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