Hey Superjerk. Are you going to go see Spider-Man 2 tomorrow like every other mindless consumer drone tomorrow?
No. I have real superheroing to do. That guy's a total sell out. He's way too Hollywood. All about the green, less about the power and responsibility. And I hear he has his clones do all his stunts.
You're just jealous that no one will make a movie about you, aren't you?
No! That's ridiculous. I can't believe you'd say that! I'm not in this for fame! I'm in this to save lives! And... uh... Yeah, you're right. Where's my make out scene with Kirsten Dunst, damn it!
