I can't believe that super intelligent cat succeeded where we failed.
Yes, it certainly is disheartening that he was able to enslave humanity and turn the West Coast in to a giant litter box.
Yes. How did he succeed without the resources we had at our disposal, like being adorable and having exposable thumbs?
It is a mystery. I guess we will never learn how Chairman Meow took over the world.
I took over the world via a complex plot that involved the Illuminati, the Masons, and me lounging around on a book case. And it's Chairman M'OW, damn it!