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My clit is super-stimulated with a twist of dots, nacho-cheese, and liqourish shoved up my wet pussy!

The theater's a great place to give (or get) blowjobs because it's so dark.

I get so arroused when ice-cubes rub against my nipples that my clit feels like a boner!

If you put a hole in the popcorn bucket and put your dick in it, your bitch can jack you off and it'll seem like she's just getting some popcorn!

My doctor says I'm over-orgasmic, and that my heart can't take it anymore.

My last one-night-stand's dick and heart exploded. So remember kids: only 3-4 orgasms a week!