Barf2

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Today the media is all about violence, crude humor, sex, and obscene unfiltered language. That's why I love life. RAWR!!!

Mike the bitch #67 - Message from the Author - No more "O"

by Barf2
7-01-04


	Earlier today, at around 2-3 AM, I destroyed my last porn tape and quit masturbation.


	The most time I've gone without an orgasm has been about two weeks. I hope to go at least two months.

And so, I proclaim today as "No-more-orgasms Day!"


	Masturbation causes horrible things... Split personalities 'n shit. I'll say, "Nah, I'll just go to bed..."


	NO! Go put on your special tape, go order something off Payperview... Masturbation is healthy!