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Ah shit, it's the Jersey Devil. I hate that nigga.

HEY! MIKE! MIKE, OVER HERE!!!

Uh... Yeah, hi.

HEY WHASSUP MIKE! I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? GOOD! DUDE, I GOT THIS NEW KILLER SEGA GAME CALLED POWERSTONE!

Yeah, yeah, yeah; I'm sure it's all good 'n great, and I don't mean to hate, but you're a fuckin' faggot, and I've absolutely had it.

...Oh... I'm sorry you feel that way... But it's okay... I got other stuff to do. To fill up my day. But you leave me in dismay. Dick.