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Yo Satan, my man! Whaddup my nigga?

Not much, homes... I was gonna invade Heaven later today and kill that cock-sucking bitch.

You mean God?

Yes. Yes, I mean fucking God. God is a dickweed. He tells me, "No Lucifer! You must do what I tell you! Follow my commandments, or else...!"

Then what?

I asked him, "Why the fuck should I do what you say?" He said, "I created you!" I said, "So?" Then the motherfucker kicks me out of Heaven. I was like, "What a fucking asshole!"