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| Satan... How did this all come to be? You in Hell, God in Heaven, good and evil. See, I never read the bible or anything, so... | |
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| Just as well. The bible is all lies. It was written by a drunk Greek who was personally, and literally, thrown out of Plato's Academy by Plato himself. | |
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| Yeah... He hid the bible in a time capsule. Later, during the uprise of Christianity after that buttfucking Jesus guy was killed... The bible was dug up by a coupla' Jews. | |
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| So this Greek guy somehow predicted the birth of Jesus and everything? | |
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| Well... He did study with Plato. If that changes anything. | |
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