Hi. Welcome to sex education class. I'm your teacher... that guy that nobody who has better things to remember will remember.
Wow cool. Like, boobs and stuff. What was that other thing about the thing that you said?
Fuck up, Tim. Be mature. Okay, first you must take this penis-like thing and and this vagina-like thing and insert the penis-like thing into the vagina-like thing.
I think I did it wrong. I accidentally took a real vagina and sort of took a run at it with the right amount of speed and force and ended up spearing my erect cock through her clitoris.
And I think I may have crushed her pelvis in three places, split her body in two and torn a hole in space-time which ended up forming a black hole which is now threatening to end the world.
You're not going to mark me down or anything are you? Are you grading us for this? I'm not actually a student here or anything. I've never even been to school before. How does school even work?
