So I says, "Well, you can't wear the blue one. With your dark hair and pale complexion you should wear the super deep, baby blue one."
I think that you're gay and that's incredibly immoral because I read the bible... you sick, twisted fuck.
Hold me, kiss me, and fuck me like only a man can, Sam.
Aw shucks, partner. I been waitin' on heel and toe for you to come right along here up all close 'n' what not to me and say that with those deep green eyes o' your's. Let's make love and stuff.