Gee, you're right BLOODCUNTPISSFUCKERDEATHDEATHDEATH. It really is spooky in this old abandoned house. It's perfect for doing some wiccan tears-of-pain magic. It's so dark. I can't see.
Can you not call me that, anymore? It's like, sooo not cool. My name is, like YOURMOTHER'SCOLONISWHEREISTORETHEBONESOFMYMURDURVICTIMS, now. I'd appreciate it if you'd respect my rights FATSTANKYBITCH.
Because this comic isn't offensive enough I will randomly appear at the very end so as to ensure that the comic's quota for semi-taboo overused jokes has been met. It's dark. You can't see me! Ha, Ha!
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