WHAT ARE YOU EVEN, RANDY? WHY DO WEAR THAT THING AND THAT OTHER THING AND THE THINGS THAT GO WITH THEM? ARE YOU A FED?
No.
WHAT ABOUT A COP?
Yes.
THEN WHY DID YOU NOT STOP ME WHEN WE WERE BOTH SINGING "HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT" BY PAT BENATAR WHILST WE HACKED OFF HER ARM AND SLOWLY BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH IT?
I liked the irony of the situation and so I did nothing to prevent us from further allowing the irony of the situation to exist, so that I could continue to like said irony.
