KNOW YOUR CHARACTERS! It's XENU! We would call him a protagonist, but he's more of an antagonist. He spends his time getting R2 into trouble.
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Don't worry. It'll be cool. We'll just tell the cops that we were borrowing the Aston-Martin | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| What part of "Stay here while I use the can" don't you understand? | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
Xenu is a former galactic conqueror and the enemy of scientologists everywhere. As a security precaution, he carries a decoy that looks nothing like him.
|
|
|
 | |  |
| I built it myself, out toothpaste and pet dander. It's like looking into a freaking mirror! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| I'll have a margarita. *beep* | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
He's also got a thing for fast cars, cheap booze, and expensive suits.
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Don't worry. It'll be cool. We'll just tell the cops that we were borrowing the BMW. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|