ClashTheStampede

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ClashTheStampede's Guide to Dating - Part XXIII

by ClashTheStampede
10-21-06

Most unassuming men begin with the following proposition:


	We have the exact same interests and hobbies! I think it would be cool if we went on a date sometime.

Desperate men then pursue another line of inquiry:


	Well, then... What if I paid you to go out with me?


	WHAT!? I'm not a whore! Keep your money you bastard!

And every happily married man has discovered the only option that works:


	How 'bout instead of paying you directly, I just buy you shoes and jewelry?