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  Conster74  

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I'm so useless that I performed CPR and the dummy died.
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by Conster74
2-17-03
You have to bathe the cat -- he has fleas -- and I'm allergic to flea bites!
Great!!!! Just how I wanted to spend a quiet afternoon!!!! YOU bathe the little motherfucker!
You know the last time I tried to bathe the cat they had to operate on my liver and repair my right eye -- what will happen THIS time?
You'll be fine! Now I have to go to the store to pick up some stuff -- good luck...
As soon as the cat hears the water running --
MRREEEOWWW!!!!HISS!!!!
That does it -- that's the LAST time I ever do anything for my boyfriend...
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