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In this world, someone needs to keep an eye out for the city... And that someone is Max Paine, ultra badass!

Max Gains God-like Powers

by Crowbar
1-15-02


	Hey, kids. I'm Max Paine, ultra badass. You may be wondering why I haven't been an ultra badass as of late.


	Despite my vast popularity, I have only been given two frames to work with. So, to simplify matters, I'm bringing a new object to the show: The pointy finger of death!


	Yes, now you can see an act of God without being God! Look out world, the ultra badass is on the loose!


	Umm... Sir? Can I have my fake nails back? I gotta show them to a friend.