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In this world, someone needs to keep an eye out for the city... And that someone is Max Paine, ultra badass!

Fake Nails Have Never Been So Much Fun...

by Crowbar
1-15-02

When we last left our hero...


	Okay, listen. For the last time, my pointy finger of death is important for my undercover work! Now, let me HAVE THEM!


	*No! Mine! Go away! I wouldn't let you have them even if you were* an all-powerful demi-god!**

Suddenly...


	*Umm.. Wow. What the hell* do they put in these nail things nowadays?**