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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Nail-In-Head Man's Tale: Chapter 2

by DH-01
3-02-01

His quest into the Phallic-Shaped Tower lead him to the Flame of Blatant Foppishness... and a challenge was put forth!


	... you challenge me to a game of Extreme Spoken Word?


	What? Are you a fraidy-bitch, hon? I'll kiss-- er, kick your ass all over this panel!

The challenge seemed too great to overcome, but the Flame knew not of Man's secret power! A power so great, that it could only be activated by one single item...


	You know that you'll lose.


	Bah! I am invincible! None have ever beaten me, honeychild!

The slippery, water-based smoothness of K-Y Jelly!--waitasecond. K-Y Jelly?!


	... um, excuse me. But where in the hell is that mentioned in my profile?


	AGH!!! Your K-Y-induced powers overcome me! I will melt away... after laughing at you like unrelentingly!

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