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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Nail-In-Head Man's Tale: Chapter 3

by DH-01
3-02-01

Having defeated the flamer and gained more XP, Man went to the pub to get smashed on ale and tap that ass like his neighbor's cable... until...


	... the Legendary Hammer of Nailing Yourself In The Head Constantly?


	That's it. They say it's cursed... but anyone who finds it'll definitely be famous for all time!


	You... barkeep, do you really support my aspirations for glory and honor? I am touched!


	No, I'm just trying to find a way of making you leave before you puke all over the bar like lasttime.

... funny how the little things can lead to such agony.


	... oh. Screw you too.


	Whatever. That'll be 50 GP. Cough it up, stick-for-brains.

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