DestroyAllTacos  

So, a man walks into a bar with an inflatable chicken on his shoulder.

The bar tender asks what he'll have. And the man says "Quit staring at me! A man isn't free to take his inflatable chicken out to a bar anymore thanks to ignorant people like you!"

Why the hell are you telling jokes to an elephant?

Look, I'll tell jokes to elephants all I want! I won't have ignorant elephants like yourself telling me when I can and cannot tell jokes to elephants! I shall be persecuted no longer!!