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Good day, fair maiden, I am Punckty'wal the might wizard. And who might you be?

My name's... Um, is that a plunger???

Um-Is-That-A-Plunger, what a beauteous name! Are you heading to the geekcon, fair Um-Is-That-A-Plunger?

Uh, no, I'm heading to uh... Iowa. Yeah, Iowa. Also, this isn't a costume, I have a rare genetic disease that caused me to grow adorable cat ears at an early age. Well, gotta go!

Phew, that was close. What a dork!