DestroyAllTacos  

So you're telling me candy corn is so addictive because they put mind controlling drugs in it?

Well, that's what I assuma...

Wait, assuma? Don't you mean assume?

No, you see, when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. However, when you assuma, you get to touch the ass of Uma Thurman.

That's incredibly stupid... Do you think it'll work?

Well, I'd test it out myself, but there's still that restraining order...