DestroyAllTacos  

Hey, I was just in the refridgerator, where's my tofurkey?

Oh, that's what that thing was? Me and Rob had to throw it out to make room for the turducken.

Turducken???

Yeah, it's a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey.

Oh, because the needless slaughter of one animal just isn't enough...

Well, you know me and slaughtering animals I mean um- oh shit...